April 15th, 2009 -- Posted in Angst/Rants/Trashy Fuckos, Celebrations/ Outings/ Gathering, Pregnancy/Baby, emo toto, tok kok sing song, yip yapping |
Pretty lame im out of stuff to talk about. If i keep on bragging (showing off) of me and my husband’s artwork (my blythe la what else!), you’l get bored and never bother to come here anymore! *sobs*
If there is one thing im dying to do now, is shopping. I cant wait to shop for size 1, it seems so nostalgic to me. Oh ya did i not tell you, im back to size 1 in less than 2.5weeks time. Pregnancy sucks away your beauty? IT DINT HAPPEN TO ME! pictures will not be posted anytime soon. wait till after my confinement and re-vamp myself 1st. im already imagining my whole new look, currently looked haggard or grotesque (fucking hideous ahhhhh) =”=
too add up salt to you jealous pigs, I SLIMMED DOWN WITH NO EFFORTS, im eating pork legs,vitamins,rice,wine chicken everyday *nom nom nom* so now life is perfect, im a proud mother of a beautiful baby, wife of a handsome and hardworking husband, on top of all that, im lenglui..yes LUI fuck you im younger than you! just because id delivered a baby on my 21st years old doesnt makes me an aunty. FUCK YOU IM YOUNGER THAN YOU YOUNGER THAN YOU! and leng. LENG.and im rich from all the ang paos for blythe
eh sorry im bragging again but i meant it.
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Happened 3 days ago, i was so freaking fungus-ed coz ive got nothing to do i browsed thru my 2008’s calendar, re reading marked dates. So i realised im a very very organised person! i marked down everytime my man ejaculated inside me everytime my period came.
ie     “came”     “woah thank god you came”
I browse every month’s period date and expect June to be LMP, but shit i saw July there is another marked date. PARANOID how can i not know when is my last period before pregnant? my blythe cant be 8 months old before deliver rite? fuck my gyne! this is negligence!
turns out, on 17th July 2008 i jotted
“PREGNANT MCH!!!!!!!”
funny meh? go shove yourself! i hope u get pregnant or your gf got pregnant..or your wife gets pregnant again for the 10th time.
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here is what thats so belated
CNY POST! yeah ftw i know.please pretend that it does not happened decades ago.
Daddy and other ke le fe ( lalangs ) singing k for our family dinner.
Rachel and Belle, im ugly but she’s pretty. I purposely post her picture for you guys to adore her. TAKEN!
Ronald foong, this message is for you. if you spills anything in my blog to any member of ADULTS in foong(i know u dint just yet, a friendly reminder =D), i wont kill you, I SPAY YOU.
from far left, Ron, My aunt in red in black, the one holding mic in white Jian, my bro, a red ghost caught on cam (meishi meishi), glimpse of my grandpa and another big face ghost ( Jie )
Next
Judy at my house
weee!! Andy, a ghost name Louis, Derryk ( dunno spelling ), gee gee guy, Love my Huei, Wingzxxl, Yi and Belle
In between tellatale
see we started with like 2buck each person. Then atleast 4 person got beautiful cards like 2 & Q, A & 10, 3 & K, if you got cards like this, either you “sai lang” or atleast grab half the money. 1ST person who kena is Huei, she kena double!!!! 2 & Q she got Q what happened to the fucking odds?? ( i forgot whos tht but our cards are all like that ) so rm16 doubled up to rm32. Wingz is next and same luck, double also! so it become rm64, next sohai is me, kena double also. Next round again its like that!
Discussing with my bro whether to “sai lang” all the money, warn you its 250++ on the floor d. Look at my card, ace and King. HOW BAD MY LUCK CAN GO? my bro without doubt ask me to want all. Im damn scared, i won quite alot but one round of this can but my winnings to half! cannot!!!!!!!
I WON! muahahahahah but share 1/2 bro. and dealer.sian. Its on of the rm50 there. atleast got 5 piece hor~ I LOVE MY DEALERS THAT NIGHT. FOR GIVING OUT SUCH NABEH CARDS. lucky i won back the money if not i wont let you home >[
Home cook cny lunch in Our house.
Me, Max (handsome and available), Kath and Halfway eating Jeff. OMFG JEFF WE MISS YOU!
I cooked pasta and mashed potatoes, others are take aways. Despite it looks like vomit. ITS DAMN GOOD OK. they finished the whole thing.
Jeff and Kalvin, told you its good !
Sam, Belle Max and kath. Max is so photogenic mang
Judy again. In between as well, This is before sam decide to “sai lang” anot, Mind you, only me ivan and sam playing. that makes 3 person but it sums up to rm160++. ALL MY MONEY!
He lose. LOOK AT THE CARD. ITS DOUBLE WTF. This year’s in between is the scariest of all years, kept doubling like no tomorrows. We played many rounds and countless people kena double!
won back the next round. if he loses, itl sum up to rm600.
ok good night!!! time to mingle =D
April 7th, 2009 -- Posted in Blythe, Hero my baby, Pregnancy/Baby, emo toto |
hero says hi!! *biting his cage*
spin spin spin~ white lion at his full glory!
hero posing for you
haro!!!!!!
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now he is fucked. WHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
OK BLYTHE’S TURN! (and i dont care if you are bored )
Mommy and her girl
Blythe : *NOM NOM NOM* i want my finger!! remember blythe loves to suck her finger even when she’s in the womb. shes exactly like that!
being random, i think the progress of having baby is like meeting an internet friend. some sort of ICQ/MSN feeling. Days and night i talked to my girl that i cant see, once a month seeing her ultrasound pictures is like MSN display picture as teaser. Wonder how does she looks like how you wonder your net friend looked like. MY GOD SOMETIMES THEY TURN OUT DAMN GORE! luckily my girl turns out even better than those pics we see on the scan.Like you hit a jackpot when your net friend is gorgeous. BONUS!
Our bonus =D
SMILEY FOR YOU! happy?
QUOTE : i will believe you if you tell me your baby can fly or paint your vagina when shes on the way out, but dont COCK with me that your baby dont cry. THATS PURE BULLSHIT
March 30th, 2009 -- Posted in Blythe, My shopping bags, Pregnancy/Baby, emo toto |
Blythe actually comes from the word blithe. See the name itself signify joy and bliss. This is what blythe brought to our life.
My girl is overdue by 1 day. We planned for natural labour but ended up on 26th March which is due date, My doc did a last scan and pressing and he says Baby Blythe is no where near pelvic area. Induction is not recommended because baby is too high up, at the end ill need C section anyway. My doc joked and say at the end he will earn double obstetrician fees =..=
So here is the process
Anesthesiologist and my obstetrician jabbing my spinal nerves. My lower body will have no feelings up to 6 hours. Im glad i have such dedicated and attentive doctors to help my labour. Thanks to doctor Tan Boon Chong and i forgot my anesthesiologist’s name. Im totally blur when he introduced himself WTF!
believe it or not. After this picture, baby is taken out from my stomach. WE DINT EVEN KNOW DOCTOR IS ALREADY OPERATING ME! all we feel is doctor pushing me a lil and “SCREAMS” Blythe is screaming on top of her lung already. No pain at all and i feel dreamy during the whole process.
Sam snapped this while im still stupefied with the incredible speed of delivering Blythe.
Anesthesiologist and showing me our precious Blythe. She went quiet once she was presented to me! i kissed her and smell her even theres still some blood stains. Thats the happiest moment in my life. I never feel so proud of myself ( eventho its C sec )
amazing! im almost bald until im 2 yrs old. Shes newborn and need comb to combs her hair! glad that she inherit her father’s hairy hair xD
*jiak! opened one eyes with tears to look at her father* she weight 3.44kg. Dr Tan BC said, she is big for my size that is why she is no where near my pelvic area. I cant contain her LOL! Who do you think she looked like? I think she have exact head, face shape and lips like mine. Nose, eyes and eyebrows like her daddy.
now here is the point i suddenly feel neglected. I was brought down 15 mins after her ( for i need sewing and cleaning up ) and THERES NO ONE WAITING FOR ME IN THE RO0M =((((( my dad,mom, mama(mother in law ) and sam only realised i was there when nurses tells them. WTF! and worse of all..the only talked about who baby looks like and no fuck my condition. SUPA SADDDDDDDDD. altogether the labouring took amazing fast speed of 20mins.
For chinese, Baby’s first few days must bath with some boiled dried grass and rub with flour to draws out the excessive heat from baby’s body( atapchai, whatever you call it ) . This is the “heat” extracted out from blythe. Believe or not, only areas that are heaty will stick flours on it. Blythe has got gorilla hairs like her dad, VERY HEATY and shaving off atapchai is very difficult. She cried for few hours today but after the ordeal she sleeps smiling. No more heaty body =D
Taken 30th March 2009 8pm woke up for milky~
Blythe doing the Luffy pose!! ROFL!!! you’l only understand this pose if you read one piece
From now on there will be no more splurging on stuff like this ( ok la one last buy!!! its super nice concentrate whitening cream! rm290 and i love it. I have countless and spotful freckles after i got pregant T-T ) oh btw, just in case you dont know, please dont do manicure or pedicure before labour. You’l need to rub it off! WTF i was fully manicured so how? sam speed back to get nail polish remover.
ATTENTION
im a brand whore and its well understood. But i decided to try out less expensive breast pump. NABEH IT BROKE ON ME! fuck you not my breast’s problem! and spilled whole 60ml of BLOOD-EFFORT-FUCKING-PAINFUL manual pumping!
i seriously cried yesterday because blythe have no patience to look for my nipple and went crying fierce and that fucking breast pump cannot be used anymore. not the slightest. I rather let her drink milk powder than seeing her cry painfully (heartache when i see her cry T-T like my heart is bleeding). Im saying this because if breast milk was not extract out, when it was too full, breast will swell and go hard. If its serious, you will have fever, then breast’s glen got clog and at the end, you will have infected puss breast. Thats the severeness of not extracting out breast milk from breast.
The next day Sam bought a trusted brand’s breast pump
Avent Manual Breast Pump. Easy and efficient. I regret big time refusing sam’s desire to get this breast pump earlier. One press and it’l extract atleast 20ml of breast milk. I LOVE YOU! and it cost rm219.THATS MOTHER FUCKING EXPENSIVE TO ME! why the hell babies related stuff is so expensive?!!!!!?!#@!@
Sam feeing Blythe with extracted breast milk. He is finally getting it. Sam was all time paranoid and nervous probably he is the youngest in his family, never dealth with babies before. I was well trained while raising up my smelly brother. Im glad i handled her without help from mother in law. Proud of myself =D
Our room now is officially Blythe’s storage room. Me feeding Blythe =D
from now on, shoppings will goto this lil girl =DDD OMFG I CANT WAIT!!!!!
remember this pair of adorable knitted shoes? This if from Yung her godpa’s gift to her even before her birth. This lil shoes are her 1st pairs of shoes, that will mend and aid her for future =] many more to come but 1st is always special.
Here i would love to thank for everyone’s concern and spilling cares, not to miss those countless gifts for blythe. Im glad i have family and friends like you guys. Rox my world and ofcoz its blythe’s honour to have you guys in her life.
p/s: Tina, we have many days ahead. Before you found your blythe, you have my blythe =] *blythe flies kisses to her godma*. PLEASE DONT BUY HER THINGS ANYMORE.
