my type of humour
December 3rd, 2009 -- Posted in Angst/Rants/Trashy Fuckos, tok kok sing song | 1 Comment »its humour. humour shouldnt be fused with elongated explanation.
1.pedopop wow pedopop yeay. super super yummy.
disclaimer : NO I DONT SUPPORT CHILD MOLESTER. if you cant laugh on this, move on.
2. Friend 1 :Â SO hungry lo!
me : easy. go bath with boiling water. u can eat the meat as u bath. WHERE TO GET? Humour provided to you by belle cant get this in virus contaminated human.
Friend 1 : WATS WRONG WITH YOU
me : not funny meh ..try another one. go eat roti beside you.fully toasted ( my friend has got bread face partner.and is very dark)
Friend: MCH THIS ONE SUPER FUNNYÂ ! ! ! but too bad. not here now. if not i can eat my lays d.
me :Â very easy. eat it all, its ok if you cant finish it. just leave it there. put in newspaper and plastic bag like those crappy bag sellar do their business. seal the snack opening and write caution. “CAUTION! EAT WITH YOUR OWN RISK”
Friend : id rather be hungry.
guess tht my jokes fail. but if sam were gonna do the caution stunt on my snack, im so gonna laugh my guts out. shave him bald down there later. BUT ITS FUNNY!! not funny meh?
ask my face if i care.
humour brought to you by belle. cant get this in your sad sad world.
oh back to the crappy bag sellar. DONT FUCKING FILL IN PLASTIC BAG INTO A BONELESS BAG THAT CANT STAND ON ITS ON FOR SHIT. IF ITS NOT A TOTE THN ITS NOT A TOTE. BASTARDS *angry*



















