Archive for December, 2008

Bloody Haunted

December 31st, 2008 -- Posted in tok kok sing song, yip yapping | 11 Comments »

This is would be my only post about a haunted house RIGHT BESIDE MY HOUSE !! the current one, coz the one before also haunted HAHAHAH. Among 3 houses this is the worst. BUT its not in my house its beside.

since young im quite a bad luck. Im easily disturbed by “yin” being (deceased,spirits) i have so many eerie encounter that  i felt boring to list them all.

Il only blurt about this “neighbour” of mine.

Its an obligation to move into new house only after ritual has been done properly, chinese’s rules ofcourse. Few days before the ritual, my parents, my bro and i move into our house 1st because theres too many to be done. I cant sleep with lights on ( during that time ) so my bro and i slept in total darkness. First night was alright, i felt its presence but since it did nothing to me i just sleep thru the night. 2 night i felt under my feet is so chilling that woke up and take a look, theres a women long hair but i cant see her colour coz its all black. more like a shadow. her position is right in front of my feet look straight at me. I woke my brother up and move our mattress to parents room. I dont bother to tell my parents, i know they’l be bored with my agenda. My feelings? SCARED TO DEATH LA WHAT ELSE! The next day we slept in my room also (bro and i each have own room but we are too chicken to be separated) this time waking up seeing a bald mad sitting on my cupboarb, and thats the last straw, i sleep with my parents until ritual been done. My house is clean after the ritual no more creeps crept into my room anymore.

So my house is clean but little do we know that, our neighbour’s house is haunted. We ( my family) dint know until recently we share what we’ve encounter.

My brother, cousin sister and happens to hear people cutting nails in the middle of the night 3-4am in the morning. Its really loud as if the nails has been growing quite some time. really hard nails. We can only hears it downstairs tho.

Only sam and i encounter this. Dropping marble noises. Freakiest part is, that noise happens at anytime it desire, despite daylights. At first, i thought its just my neighbours, those rascals. However how could they be playing with marbles at around 3-4am ( its always this timing ) ?! dont their parents whack them? Soon i realised it happens on daytime as well. It goes senseless when i realised the marble noises is the exact same dropping noise! like its played from a recorded tape over and over again!!!

Before this, the house is occupied. Changed occupant for 2 times. Both are malay families. Everything seems quite normal to us when they are around until this 2nd family that shifted out leaving the house empty, only then we realised all those noises we heard HAPPENS even when its empty.

Just last week im alone waiting sam to fetch me and i heard the marble noises repeating. Never thought much but go on with my routine, then it strikes me, arent my neighbours moved out like 2 months ago?! Why the fuck is there marble dropping noises? I decided to ignore for im quite fed up with spirits encounters. Next is worse, i heard kids running around slamming doors!!!! FUCK THE WHAT! thats it im angry and i went to that house ( checked front and back of the house ) CONFIRMED THAT THERES NOT OCCUPANT! Gates were opened wide front and back grass were growing talls. Its eerie but i coulndt been bothered. Im just fucking angry.

Once i step back into my house, i yell out foulest fouls language i can memorize spitting them into the air. Once i finish yelling, there are no disturbance at all. I dont know if they continue playing after i leave my house.

I then told my dad what we’ve encountered and my dad confess that one time he was having and afternoon nap alone and heard kids running around and slamming doors as well. He was also very sure our neighbours have moved out.

CIBAI ANOT!!! its ok you wanna haunt that particular house but u FUCKED us? please. Im pretty sure they cant get into our house coz hero always bark into that house’s direction but none in our house.

This is the latest ( 3-4days back ). I guess its a langsuir or pontianak ( pregnant ladies are easier to bump into these 2 types of evil spirit ). I was gaming hardcore in the middle of the night coz i cant sleep and im lazy to explain why coz ive done it too many times. My brother was sleeping right beside of me and sam was at upstairs. I heard women sobbing and wailing, it sounded so pitiful that i swear i wanna open my curtains and see wats wrong. But suddenly it strikes me 5am in the morning and a wailing lady? NONO. i off pc and shu my brother to his room. Call it a night. I know it meant to harm but sorry I EAT PORK its like a natural evil spirit repel, especially malay ghosts. I should ask her to convert if she really wants to attack me.

Conclusion

1. Cutting nails ghost i do not know what are those. Man Girl? dont know

2. Kids running around blabla CONFIRM are TOYOLS.

3. Dropping marble noises ..i cant think of any spirits or ghosts tht fancy marbles..maybe the toyols playing with the marbles or whatever.

4. Wailing lady,pontianak or langsuir

All are malay’s evil spirit, because unlike chinese housing area, we have this “La tuk gong” to protect the hausing area from wandering spirits or harmful ones. I live in this housing area that most of the tenants are malays and landlords are chinese. So they are no “La tuk gong” summoned into my area. However we have our own “Tou dei gong” that protects our own house from spirists therefore they cant trespass our territory.

Random Encounters

1. Sam and i back from clubbing god knows wat time. I saw an old man cycling and i casually blurted out “Crazy old man cycling in the middle of the night” Sam went puzzled and asked me “WHERE WHERE” then we both went quiet. Sam knew i can sense and if bad luck i can see..thank god its always blur.

2.I dunno whether its encounter. Ill always open my other side of cupboard door to clamp my curtain close, for some very disturbing experience.When sam and i just got together, he’l always close my cupboard door and tell me to close it after i am done changing.One day sam was about to close the door and i just nicely tell him, “close it if you want. Perhaps you’l see a kid waving at you in the middle of the night when my curtains fly offs abit, i have it open to clamp my curtains for reasons u know” Sam then went green.

3. This is back when im at secondary school. I was alone in the toilet cause we are not allow to use toilet until 45 mins after recess. Rebellious i was so rules are meant to be broken to me. I was washing my hands and mirrors reflects all the toilet doors at the back. When i was about to turn around and leave, one door suddenly opened wide and slammed back loudly. Only that door. You are just being a moron or sceptic if youre gonna tell me its wind. Theres 6 doors and only one decided to opened by itself and slammed back? U MUST BE STUPID.

4. Sam and i was at a open house, Its the only house that has occupant. WEIRD! nvm that, the road we are walking at will reach a T junction which is surrounded by houses. For convenience we will do a U turn at the T junction to get back to main road. But when we are leaving, i saw a black lady figurine in the middle of the junction. It chills me to my bones and i immediately ask sam to make a turn not anywhere near the junction.

OK IM LAZY TO TYPE D. Thats all! enjoy! muahahahahaha

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

December 31st, 2008 -- Posted in yip yapping | 6 Comments »

again don bother making any new year resolution.
however heres my vows.
1. Love sam all my life
2. Deliver a healthy baby
3. Be a blood sucking lawyer MUAHAHAHAHAH

look its vows not resolution. IT MUST HAPPEN! im freaking out for the delivering part…
ANYWAYYYYYYYY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!
no sleeps tonight and no partay for me. Im sorry that i couldnt attend to any of the party that im invited to.. AARON HAPPY BIRTHDAY YEAH! we’l booze next year ok?! and others vip vouchers are in vain.. ={ sobs

guess ill be singing lullaby to blythe instead.
Love you all and god bless!!

Brutally grounded,
Belle

Totally owned

December 24th, 2008 -- Posted in Angst/Rants/Trashy Fuckos, Pregnancy/Baby, emo toto, tok kok sing song, yip yapping | 8 Comments »

PAWNED!!!! never expect ill only be able to do few lame posts in dec!!! Compared to last year, god i have so much time to spend.

1. Im quite delusional. I actually tell myself, Its not caused by my procrastination, Its just that I just dunno who to blame for Xmas, MY EXAMS and Chinese New Year decided to falls on such close gap!!!!

2. I start to hate x mas. WHY AM I BEING SANTA CLAUSE HERE! and i need to fuck my brain so hard to choose suitable presents. And why is there so many Decs babies? THIS IRRITATES ME! why your mother hates me isit?!!

3. CNY what cny? while people should be happily making Chinese new year bits, shopping for Cny, sniffing for fireworks dealers illegally,  il befriending revisions and examination. how… heart warming is that? BUT ITS OK! I HAVE LOUIS TO SUFFER WITH ME hahahahahahahhahahahahahaahha now i feel better.

ya la.. i cant buy clothes like you guys coz im fucking humongous. No point getting new clothes!

4. Ang paos..what Ang paos..fuck u la. Don come to my house. Il be hibernating. No shame isit asking ang paos from me! NOT FAIR! WHY DOES MY ANG PAOS RECEIVING ERAS ENDS THIS FAST! im…sad

5. Face product is so expensive! Facial is so expensive! its so expensive to achieve blemishless, radiant, totally oh so smooth skin. There goes my money man.. and even my brother’s piece of face involves me now. why am i paying for his facial session! must be mad mang.

THIS ONE MUST READ

6. My sleeping time are totally fucked upside down. I dont have a fix sleeping time anymore. Usually around 1-2 am its like an automatism to think of McD. Double cheeseburgers, yala theres where my fats comes from la. Plus they have 24 hours delivery RIGHT?

-MOTHER FUCKER NO LO! yesterday im damn 7 hungry. YES DAMN 77777 HUNGRY, think of mcD la. Called there, “sorry we do not have deliver for today for some training reason”

look..fuck i care? If  only Sometimes u have 24 hour delivery service you should state in your signboard “24 hours delivery service ( depends on mood )” then i cant blame you right?

- Dont eat mcD la diu. Halo.. in kajang, only mcD provide 24hrs delivery service and operating hour. One of the reason i manage to love kajang abit more. Since they said do not have delivery today, sam and i drove to kajang town instead. its closed. TA MA DE ( mcD’s mother ). Then their signboard should actually state “24 Hours operating hours ( but also sometimes only ) ccb.

Then my baby really wants to eat mcD.. this is craziest ever. From kajang we drove all the way to Connaught ( cheras ) to mcD. And guess what? ITS CLOSED ALSO! wtf!? i was thinking why am i this sohai leh! why do i crave for mcD of all the foods?! sibeh jian  i tell you.

Then then we are not giving up, i still wanna eat mcD. i came all the way! i called to their delivery service to check if sg Besi branch is still operating. They tell me..sorry miss we do not know whether its operating anot because we only have data for available delivery service ( sg besi do not have delivery service ) THIS IS SO DYSFUNCTIONAL.! You cant even check whether or not if that mcD branch is operating? FINE..mcD i seriously do not know you are this crippled. We cant consult Anywhere. Your customer service is only operating on day time. Since u have 24hrs system WHY not make customer service available for 24hrs also?

Fine we are not giving up. We make a turn to kuchai lama blabla just to bring ourselves to Sg Besi highway ( countless tol paid from kajang to current ) madness. On the way i felt so lucky, its 3am in the morning and sam is driving me everywhere to find what i demanded. WAH SAM SAM I LOVE U!!

Thank god sg Besi mcD is operating T-T.. mahai u dont know how i felt mang.. mcD never tasted that good. Im having mcD now. Today they are in good mood. they have delivery service today =D

Another thing about mcD. Their new system is utterly ..wats the word for severe extent of stupidity and ludicrous ar? mahai its so stupid. mcD you are fast food for reason! and your new system is so fucked up man. Its like no point to even make Q.  The person behind  you might get the food first. U know how annoying is that? seriously your new system is a fucking waste of time. I do now know its successfulness in other country but definitely not in Msia

ok no more rants.

MERRY X EVE TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! muacks muacks muacks!

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