Archive for February, 2009
February 28th, 2009 -- Posted in Pregnancy/Baby, Says it all, tok kok sing song |
I LOVE SAM 1.
Something over UTI ( uninary tract infection )
since i have history of UTI (coz im always fucking lazy to toilet ) im prone to be infected with Uti during pregnancy. Sam is paranoid coz im going to toilet very frequent and stomach aches. WHICH IS BLOODY NORMAL coz im near to edd already. But man, what do you expect. he went google all the way and think its UTI and afraid it had spread to my kidney. WTF!?! !?
Sam : *blablabla about uti*
me : i knew it long ago..why do you think i drink ural sachets once in few days. Coz i know the risk im exposed to.
Sam : you can drink cranberries juice to prevent UTI
Im quite annoyed at this point. Look cranberry doesnt grow in Msia for sure and to get them from cold storage is fucking expensive.
me : ..so you think cranberry grows on your mango tree la? ( coz sam’s house only have mango tree )
Im bloody sarcastic i know. Sam was so hurt that he fainted for few hours.
I LOVE SAM 2
Ive told few friends thru sms and im still gonna write about this COZ ITS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS to me!
me : people who wear heels usually have problems with ovary or have cervical problems.
Sam : why why why???
me : coz, nerves from our foot are connected to that area.
Sam : *super paranoid* yer! sei lo loupoh!! ngor keok sieng yat dou thong. Gam ngor ger zi gong hai mai yao man taii???
TRANSLATION
OMFG! wifey! my foot feels sore everytime! does that mean i have problems with my ovary?!
nope its not sarcasm. Sam seriously dont know whats an ovary.
my reaction : i laughed so hard that i feel my jaws on my stomach.
thats why..I LOVE SAM hes so fucking gullible
February 24th, 2009 -- Posted in Angst/Rants/Trashy Fuckos, Pregnancy/Baby, yip yapping |
ranting mode on*
Pregnancy is like suicidal.
1. You will not get enough sleep or peaceful rest. In the beginning of pregnancy, some pukes like no tomorrow(morning sickness), some even have severe vomiting they need to be hospitalize..severe as in their placenta or kidney being vomited out. KIDDING. But my mother’s customer did puke blood for few weeks coz the puking had thorn her throat. My case is..i cant sleep. AT ALL. so till now every minutes of slumber is very very precious to me.Very.
2. Food. You gained weight like mad during pregnancy. Some eats like they have not been tasting food in years. My case is, i eat but im bloody fussy with what i wanna consume. My body automatically rejects if baby doesnt like what ive consumed. I puke but its not morning sickness. I puke only if baby doenst like it. Lets say i refuse to puke.Then itl come out from my nose =D! see pregnancy is such magic!! So i gained whole 16kg. which is quite underweight. but it will take me years to go back to my previous size i think. SIGH
3. Soring bones. I hate this the most. After eating ill feel so sore i wish i dont eat.i cant sit stand or lay down peacefully. It feels like thousands of needles poking around my body! wtf!
4. Water retention. Mine is mild..after hot bath then all gone.
MY PREGNANCY NOW
i wake up every hour for pee. I can sleep better but its as if no sleeping coz i wake up every hour you see. My stomach feels like being slit apart when baby moves. Coz shes big now and my stomach have limited space for her to do her sports.
I feel like a buffalo. I cant move fast. Even squatting down for a pee i took minutes.I felt crippled. even bathing makes me feel heavy. People say my tummy is considered small and i looked relax. YA RITE ! get a 2kg basketball inside your body then talk to me!
It tooks me forever to digest what ive eaten! i hate this. Its like every tubes in my body got clog. Im slumped now. slow and i can hardly concentrate on what im doing.
I DESPERATELY WANTS TO DELIVER NOW for i cant study and i doubt i can study during confinements. NO bath and air cond for a month. Which normal human being can go thru this? Not me.
im serious that i wish i deliver right now and go thru my confinements asap. Im a useless pregger or mother. whatever you label me. I just ..desperately need to get this stupid girl out! argh!!
February 24th, 2009 -- Posted in Song lyrics |
I DONT CARE! I WANT THIS!
Next level album in a usb drive =DDDDD
this is sublime! im so getting it i dont care mang !
Click for more information Here
i dont care what song is in the album anyway so i wont be bother to copy paste the info. Just click the link.
oh god..what happened to no spending for 6 months..sigh..
