OMFG LOL

i think imma a man in disguise. I randomly took a jerk test in sparknotes and im
“49% Jerk!
That’s higher than the worldwide average of 36%!”

WHATTT!!!! im the nicest person u can meet mang !

ok. here is the OMFG LOL! hahahahahaha

Guys who drink coffee are MORE likely to cheat in a relationship.
Guys who have been with prostitutes are MORE likely to have smelly armpits.
Catholics are MORE likely to spit on you.
Tattooed guys are MORE likely to know who their real fathers are.

xhing xhing xhing

ma girl is my bling *xhing xhing xhing*

Blythe is 60days old! =D and she got her mykid card but its in fucking pink colour wtf !!! imma gonna bling it!

she can do “annggguuuuuu” screams and smile MOST OF THE TIME! ofcoz she cries like mad also.

Blythe …. u shining mama’s day. Tired of classes, tired of  any other cibai things happening around mommy, but mommy will strive hard for you, my little drug!!

Girl, mommy wish you to know, raising you could be hard but everyday is a bliss when there is you. Whatever that daddy and mommy do, is for you ..is for you. Harsh days could crush our determination, but its alright coz there are many days ahead.

I would love spend weekends with you on picnic. Would love to see you having a younger sister or brother in another few years. You’l probably see mommy going crappy for the 1st time in your life but thats how mommy look with mommy have you. You’l see mommy always smiling to you or mommy’s tummy and slapping or whacking the shit out of daddy. You see daddy is mommy’s happy pouch. To release crappiness.

Blythe daddy mommy plans so much! to bring u to UK in two years time, so you could have a better future.Hence, mommy made a resolution. Mi will try not to shop ( as in dont buy unnecessary stuff ) in longest time mommy could resist. Yes mi should have start long ago but coz your maternal grandparents is so wonderful..mommy never once save in mommy’s life. The only time mommy save is to buy more expensive stuff. Dont ever be like mommy. But if you do. well done. coz if u could do tht means daddy mommy is well to do to afford u all sorts of things!!

There are things mommy is afraid of too. Im afraid if i cant go to your performance day, your sports day and your parents day. If that happens i know u will hate me before you know why mommy never been there for you. On those special days of yours. Mommy used to hate your maternal grandparents for not being there for me. I love them so much but they have not been attentive. Mommy hated them for the longest time mommy could remember.

Now being a parents.. mommy finally know, whatever they do..is for me. Is for me.

Mommy will say sorry for the wrongs that mommy is going to commit. And hope one day Blythe will know..its for you (and your future siblings I SWEAR I WILL GIVE YOU ONE COZ ITS MISERABLE TO BE THE ONLY ONE).

Love,

Mommy.

DONT FUCKING JUDGE

Yes ive took back smoking. But i never once and never will smoke in front of Blythe. To say Im a bad mom for smoking is your discretion. The only reason why i think it could be wrong is becoz im putting my own health at stake, that it might cost my chance to see Blythe having another mini blythe. Else than that i dont think im ever doing anything wrong. I do not fag in front of Blythe and she will never get to see. I dont even fag in front of kids that doesnt belong to me. Im not justifying my doings, just rectifying wrong assumptions.

I need my 5 mins break, not a break for being a mother or wife, but the world.

Desperately.

Phuture @ zouk

dunno how many thousand years ago…

we went to Phuture to celebrate the end of my confinements! no more “wine” chicken!! roarrsssSS!

Louis, Lisan, Aaron, Sam, me & Yatz

Min, Vanessa me Sam

Cannot miss out Earl Ku! nyahahhahahaha (they look alike here)

My man!

Aaron says : im high from sleep.

It wasnt really exciting there, the only fun part is we get to drink and laugh together. ITS TOO PACK THERE!!! and louis got molested Twice on his butt *squish squish* =D

Halfway to high

Lou, san biao

sam biao

Semi High

Lou, San, Biao, cincau ( eh looks lengcai here LOL!)

Lisan Biao

HIGH

Lilo & Stitch (guess which is lilo and whichs stitch =D )

..seriously… i dunno wtf we are doing

wtf..?!

Million hands lovers.

Hyper high..

Lilo, Stitch biao & ah beng (OMFG LOUIS hahahahahahahah)

Last

Just sharing funny pictures coz theres really nothing much to talk about. Drink dance and go crazy thats all.